dear hanah, i love your fake real booobsaq nopthing in my life is real except for real fake boobs. Real Fake Boobs. A Poem. Oh boobs, you are so fake and real. oh penis. you haVE NOT seen the light of day since i don't know when. why, because of of fake real boobs. until i pull my head out of my ass, i will worship the all-unattainable fake, real boob.s with my darken penis , that has not seen the klight i will dream of you i will worship the fake an d real awesome. byee...bye.